STORY OF MY LIFE
Hi, my name is: Jay Betts
(You’ll never find me with google heheeh)
When I'm nervous: I stutter a little when I talk and scratch my neck
By this time next year: I’ll be doing my GCSE exams
!!Doomsday
Last night I: Spanked Ishy and her Fancy Feet

PART 1: YOU
Were you a planned baby?: I hope not 0.o
Were you the first?: Nope the third, damn!!

PART 2: YOUR PERSONALITY
Do you have low self esteem?: Sometimes
Are you happy right now?: A bit, very bored though that’s why I did this survey. (ewww xD )

PART 3: APPEARANCE
Are you comfortable with the way you look?: Yeah, sometimes though not at the moment as my hair has grown out of control (think it’s trying to eat me ¬_¬ )
Describe your hair: Slightly HUGE if left untamed/unwashed and very curly.

PART 4: RANDOM
Ever been kicked? A lot of times.
Ever been arrested?: Nope, but i know people who have.

PART 5: THE OUTDOORS
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?: Indoors where no one can see, deep inside my cave xD.
Do you like walking in the rain?: Yes though I can never feel it cause of my hair.
Do you like thunderstorms?: They fuckign awesome 0.0

PART 6: FOOD
Are you a vegetarian?: Only when it comes to sex. (points to tools of trade *wink*)
Anything you absolutely could eat forever?: chocolate but I wouldn’t be able to eat forever cause I would inevitably die of obesity, so …yer.

PART 7: RELATIONSHIPS AND LOVE
Do you want to get married?: I don't really see the point. And I also hate kids so double NO, bachelor till the end.
Are you in a relationship?: Nope,
Why?: Cause they suck, too much conflict and pressure

PART 8: RANDOM QUESTIONS
Where is your cell phone?: Still in the shop waiting to be bought.
Cheesecake?: *Rubs cheese around nipples*
Your dream last night?: The usual I end up dying in the end.
Car you want?: Mustang, I just like the look of it.
Your fears?: Great heights and probably growing old or dying young.
Who are you hanging out with tonight?: Silence…. ¬_¬
Where did you grow up?: Just in my hometown sucks
What are you wearing?: Nothing *wink* j/k Black skinny jeans, Grey top and a waist coat..(yer I going commando)
Tattoos?: I'd like to get a couple
Ketchup?: sry no Tabasco
Your computer?: Entertainment only I swear….
Your friends?: One of a kind.
What are you thinking about right now?: about this stupid question.
You work?: I work?
When is the last time you laughed?: Watching Doctor Who fat army
Last time you cried?: When I broke ligaments in my knee about 4-5 months ago I think
Last text?: No phone
Last received call?: …..
Last IM?: This is shit scary…

Part 9: LIFE
Who knows the most about you? Jasmin my sister
Who do you blame for your mood today? Microsoft and Bill Gates
Have you ever seen a dead body? Yes internet is fun!!
What should we do with stupid people?: Cook them into pies!! (Ooh Mrs Lovett)
What is making you sad right now?: I ain’t sad atm
What was the first thing you did this morning?: Woke up obv
Last person you went out to dinner with?: Family
Do you drink lots of water?: Does coke count?
What toothpaste do you use? Any kind that will keep my breath minty fresh.
The last compliment you received?: You’re an arsehole